These clear seven inch records were individually lathe cut by Meep Records. Each copy has original handmade collage artwork by Anthony Kapfer. There are only 25 copies. The record contains 4 tracks from the album, I Can't Believe It's Not Better.
Side A
Let's All Worship Satan
The Meaning Of Life
Side 1
Invisible Stain
I Want To Kill You In My Dreams
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Limited edition clear seven inch vinyl record. This one was lathe cut by Funky Frankenstein Records in Nashville Tennessee. 50 copies were made. Subscribers to my fanclub will receive this record with one of a kind original handmade collage art by me.
This record contains four tracks from the album I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better.
Side 1
A Particular Streaming Service Robbed Me Blind Solitaire
Side A
Nice To Meet You (My Mom Has Cancer)
Sister
(The photo is showing the front and back artwork and both sides of the same record)
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two weeks from today
i was thinking about time travel
it seems like only yesterday
today was tomorrow
and one day
someday will be today
but i don’t even know what day it is anymore
because recently i was in a discount store
and i saw an irregular time machine
it was slightly imperfect
so the price was marked down
but for a limited time only
i wanted to use my time machine
to try to win the lottery
but since this time machine was defective
i could only travel to the future
one second at a time
so it took me forever to get there
i wasn’t able go back in time
to play the winning lottery numbers
so instead i went to the future
and tried to guess
then i went to a bookie
to place bets against myself
i kept betting that i would lose the lottery
but i guessed the numbers correctly
every single time
i won a fortune
then i lost it all
just my luck
i forgot to check
while i was there but
i hope that in the future
they invent prosthetic upper lips
for people with mustaches
who also want to wear disguises