These clear seven inch records were individually lathe cut by Meep Records. Each copy has original handmade collage artwork by Anthony Kapfer. There are only 25 copies. The record contains 4 tracks from the album, I Can't Believe It's Not Better.
Side A
Let's All Worship Satan
The Meaning Of Life
Side 1
Invisible Stain
I Want To Kill You In My Dreams
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Limited edition clear seven inch vinyl record. This one was lathe cut by Funky Frankenstein Records in Nashville Tennessee. 50 copies were made. Subscribers to my fanclub will receive this record with one of a kind original handmade collage art by me.
This record contains four tracks from the album I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better.
Side 1
A Particular Streaming Service Robbed Me Blind Solitaire
Side A
Nice To Meet You (My Mom Has Cancer)
Sister
(The photo is showing the front and back artwork and both sides of the same record)
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the other night i was playing solitaire
with six of my best friends
we were talking about how weird it is
that there's no "i" in "team"
but the word "solitaire" has two "i"s in it
and then everyone went home
so i started having a conversation
with myself in the third person
but i got angry because i thought i was being pretty self centered
so i started arguing with myself in the first person
i said, "it's always, 'me, me, me.'
but what about what i want?"
earlier today i was daydreaming
about taking a nap
because last night i had a dream
that i was really exhausted
so as soon as i woke up
i went straight to bed
i was watching a news report
that said television influences people's behavior
so as soon as i saw that
i turned my tv right off
then i set it on fire and i threw it out the window
and i thought to myself
"nice try. you're not going to get me"
i met a woman with a lower back tattoo
of an elderly woman with a lower back tattoo
it just said "regret"
i mean, that's what she told me it said
it was written in chinese characters
so i just took her word for it
we dated for a while
she gave me the key to her heart
but then she changed the locks
i think it was because i didn't understand metaphors
at least that's what the locksmith told me
i wish it would have worked out
because her love was like
a simile