My Cat Hates Me

from The Best Of: Volume Two by Buzz Killjoy

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lyrics

i’ve got a cat
i love her so much, yeah
but my cat hates my guts now

i thought i’d win her over
if i only showed her
love and affection

but all i got from her was
scratch marks on my face
and a broken heart
from the rejection

cause my cat hates me
she only loves me when she needs me
if i was dead she would eat me
if she could
i know that she would

me and my cat
we do so much stuff, yeah
she loves to ignore me
i like to pretend she adores me

and when i get too close
she always lets me know it
she’s great at communication

her claws are tiny swords
they slice me and they dice me
it serves me right i guess

my cat hates me
she only loves me when she needs me
we get along when she’s sleeping
when she’s awake
i’m always bleeding

my cat hates me
so loving her isn’t easy
i am allergic so i’m sneezing
all through the day
and all of the night
how the hell did this
become my life?