These clear seven inch records were individually lathe cut by Meep Records. Each copy has original handmade collage artwork by Anthony Kapfer. There are only 25 copies. The record contains 4 tracks from the album, I Can't Believe It's Not Better.
Side A
Let's All Worship Satan
The Meaning Of Life
Side 1
Invisible Stain
I Want To Kill You In My Dreams
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Limited edition clear seven inch vinyl record. This one was lathe cut by Funky Frankenstein Records in Nashville Tennessee. 50 copies were made. Subscribers to my fanclub will receive this record with one of a kind original handmade collage art by me.
This record contains four tracks from the album I Can’t Believe It’s Not Better.
Side 1
A Particular Streaming Service Robbed Me Blind Solitaire
Side A
Nice To Meet You (My Mom Has Cancer)
Sister
(The photo is showing the front and back artwork and both sides of the same record)
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i drank so much coffee today
that technically i am on cocaine
i have multiple personalities
but they are all exactly the same
my psychic friend has
short term memory loss
so she remembers tomorrow
like it was today
yesterday i spilled mustard on
my mustard colored jeans
and today there’s an invisible stain
oh no oh no oh no
where’d it go oh no
the stain appeared without a trace
and that’ll never come out
i know a couple of conjoined twins
but i’m starting to think
that they might be the same person
because i’ve never even seen them in
the same room together
who the hell do they think they’re fooling?
i'm onto you
i can eat whatever i want
the calories don’t count
as long as i wear a disguise
everybody has a birthday coming up
as long as they do not die
the revolution will be televised
in fact you probably missed it
because it wasn’t really advertised
i am a pessimistic narcissist
i always feel empty
but i’m full of myself half the time
i know i know
i don’t know
oh no i don’t
i am perfect but not every time
oh i thought the song was done
i am perfect but not every time