Are There Still Typewriter Repairmen?

from The Best Of: Volume Two by Buzz Killjoy

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lyrics

i spent the whole day trying to
send a text message to you

i dialed all the numbers right
but it still did not go through

maybe you were not at home
cause the only thing that i did wrong
was i used a rotary phone

should i not have done that?
i guess you can’t do that

i watch silent films
with closed captions on
i take sleeping pills
at the crack of dawn

am i doing this wrong?

i spent the whole entire day
trying to send an email to you

i typed your email address just right
queefmaster69 at yahoo

maybe it was marked as spam
or maybe you don’t give a damn
that the keys on my typewriter got jammed

now i need a repairman
a typewriter repairman
do they still have those?
i guess i’ll look in the phone book

i watch silent films
with closed captions on
i take sleeping pills
at the crack of dawn

am i doing this wrong?
oh no, i think i’m doing this wrong?

i tried to have a conversation
in real life…

but i can’t do it
how the hell do you do that?
i never wanna do it
please don’t put me through that